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Date added: 05/31/2014 The Gnat Has Returned!

I went walking today after I finished mowing the yard.


This may not sound like much, but the gnat has returned.


Remember the blog about the Yankee in S. Georgia? Yeah; it was just like that.


Anyway, I set to mowing my yard, and I worked up a good sweat.  A good sweat is one of two things that gnats love.  The other is carbon dioxide.


The entire time I was mowing, not a single gnat came in contact with my face.


I wrapped up my mowing, and before I put away my mower, I always blow it off.  Since I was not on the mower, the gnats tried to assail me.  Tried.


The entire time I was gnat free.  It was almost magical.


I finished the mower, put it away and set out on my walk.


I added significant amounts of sweat, but the whole time, no gnats.


Just to be sure, I got back and played with my phone for a few minutes.  Standing perfectly still, gnats were swarming around me, desperate.


I admit I had a very sadistic look on my face the entire time because I knew no gnat would touch me now or ever again.  I could not help but laugh evilly in the face of my tiny assailant.


I love my Bughat.